1. trickstertier:

    trying to get a friends attention like


    (Source: professorsnoozysnore, via captain-fucking-levi)

  2. jellys:

    people that point out acne:

    1. pack ur bags
    2. buy a plane ticket
    3. go to hell

    (via fake-mermaid)

  3. legalmexican:

    I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

    (via drinkyourfuckingmilk)

  4. homonomo:

    my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon

    (Source: plr2, via guy)

  5. annoyedpenis:

    i literally am my url

    (via fake-mermaid)

  6. "There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."

    Oscar Levant   (via trash-god)

    (Source: observando, via nicolethesongbird)

  7. online:

    When somebody eats my leftovers

    (Source: mikeylately, via troyesivan)

  8. refridgerator:

    when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it


    (via guy)